I Can Dance, But I Can't Sing...

  When I was a 14 year old kid, I sang in the Youth Choir of Stoner Memorial AME Zion Church.
  The musical director was Harriet Browder, if I recall correctly...
  We were pretty good... even appeared on a local TV show on WAVE-  TV called, "Sing Ye."
    Once,  I was given the opportunity to sing a solo on a song called, "I'm Glad."  I think it was originally  sang by Andre Crouch.
  Man!...my first solo, and I wasn't all that great a singer.  I sorta sounded like a guy giving a quarterly budget report...to music  (ahem).
  There I was front and center at the mic , sweating profusely and nervous as a long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory (what??) and I started to sing my heart out and then it happened.
  I looked out into the congregation and saw my brother Wayne,who was an usher,  and he was picking his nose...
  I lost it, and that was the end of my career as a soloist.
  The End.

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