I have been thinking about a lot of things lately. Life...when this cold is gonna end...will the Steelers win another Super Bowl...?
I have also been thinking about my kids...
I remember when my oldest, Little Greg was born, and I was sitting in the waiting room nervous as hell.
I remember thinking that I needed a drink to calm my nerves, so I found a liquor store and bought a half pint of...vodka (?) and drank it all down. I had never before and will never again, drink vodka. I hate the stuff, but I was about to become a first time dad so everything tasted good...
When I got back to the hospital, the nurse said my wife was in the delivery room and I was to join her. In a few hours I watched as my first kid was born.
I even cut the umbilical cord... on my second try...(gulp...I was nervous!).
Later as I admired Lil Greg in the new born window, I noticed his head was still bullet-shaped from his departure from the birth canal and I asked a doctor if his head would round out. I would have loved a bullet-headed kid just the same, but...well...
I will talk about my daughter's entry into the world next week.
... oh yeah...his head did round out...eventually (wink).
I have also been thinking about my kids...
I remember when my oldest, Little Greg was born, and I was sitting in the waiting room nervous as hell.
I remember thinking that I needed a drink to calm my nerves, so I found a liquor store and bought a half pint of...vodka (?) and drank it all down. I had never before and will never again, drink vodka. I hate the stuff, but I was about to become a first time dad so everything tasted good...
When I got back to the hospital, the nurse said my wife was in the delivery room and I was to join her. In a few hours I watched as my first kid was born.
I even cut the umbilical cord... on my second try...(gulp...I was nervous!).
Later as I admired Lil Greg in the new born window, I noticed his head was still bullet-shaped from his departure from the birth canal and I asked a doctor if his head would round out. I would have loved a bullet-headed kid just the same, but...well...
I will talk about my daughter's entry into the world next week.
... oh yeah...his head did round out...eventually (wink).
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