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  I want to take this opportunity to wish everyone a productive Memorial Day.  When I say "productive", I mean I  would like everyone to go to the cemetery and place a wreath or a single flower on your loved ones resting place.
  It will make you feel great...
 I would also like to salute the folks   in the Armed Forces who died to keep us free.
 Amen...

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