I am about to say something that I never thought would come out of my mouth.
I am ashamed...I am disheartened...I am rolling around in a pile of crap THIS high...
I am so sorry America, but Gregory Lee Huffman Sr has just purchased and received a (gulp) SMART PHONE,,,
Oh, the horror!
I had said I would never purchase one of these...things, but my old phone died (may she rest in peace), so the only other phone available was this... thing.
My girlfriend is laughing, as I feel the world is.
I am sorry, America,...I let you down.
I am ashamed...I am disheartened...I am rolling around in a pile of crap THIS high...
I am so sorry America, but Gregory Lee Huffman Sr has just purchased and received a (gulp) SMART PHONE,,,
Oh, the horror!
I had said I would never purchase one of these...things, but my old phone died (may she rest in peace), so the only other phone available was this... thing.
My girlfriend is laughing, as I feel the world is.
I am sorry, America,...I let you down.
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