Black Robe...

I  bought a robe a few weeks ago.
  That's right...a robe.
  "What's so special about that, you block head?"...you are probably saying.
  Well...I have never owned a robe in my 54 year on Earth...never really needed one...never cared for one...
  As I grew older, I recognize the need for a robe. Getting out of the shower in the wintertime...lounging around in semi-retirement...one needs a robe.
  So I purchased a nice . black, fleece one and when I put my pipe in my mouth, I look like a cocoa-brown Hugh Hefner.
  I really like this robe...

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