"Ahem..."

Back in the day when I was coming up, I had a friend named Walter Jones.
  (I think I have told you about him...any who...)
  Walter used to "borrow?"  some of his Mom's drink when we were broke   The selections  would alternate between Old Granddad and Kentucky Gentleman.
  "Why you like that old man's drink, Dude?" I would ask.
  It's good whiskey", Walt would say.
  Forty years later, guess what I have on my liquor table?
...a half gallon of Kentucky Gentleman...
 (Ahem...)

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