NCAA Starts Today...

The "Big  Dance" starts today so I have all the key ingredients ready.
  I have bought a new massage chair ...
  I have a cooler full of Diet Mountain Dews...
I have some beer and and a half gallon of Jack Daniels...
I have three bags of pork rinds...
  I have assorted sandwiches...
...I have my doctor on stand-by...

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