I read in Saturday's paper that we are in the midst of a...(don't panic now...) shortage of (gulp!) VELVEETA CHEESE!!!
OMG!
The paper seems to think this may be some sort of publicity stunt...you know to drive up sales during the Super Bowl. Who on God's green earth can survive that game without Ro-Tel and Velveeta dip???
I don't think this a stunt, however. Just the other day I was shopping for that velvety goodness and the store only has 4 boxes!!!...of the large size!!!!!!!!!
What are we going to do?
Call your congressmen and ask...no DEMAND that Kraft get their butts in gear and crank out more Velveeta.
My God people, this is what America is all about...(giggle).
OMG!
The paper seems to think this may be some sort of publicity stunt...you know to drive up sales during the Super Bowl. Who on God's green earth can survive that game without Ro-Tel and Velveeta dip???
I don't think this a stunt, however. Just the other day I was shopping for that velvety goodness and the store only has 4 boxes!!!...of the large size!!!!!!!!!
What are we going to do?
Call your congressmen and ask...no DEMAND that Kraft get their butts in gear and crank out more Velveeta.
My God people, this is what America is all about...(giggle).
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