A Confession"...

"Hi...I am Greg...and I am a "salty-food junkie."
  That's right, I said it and I feel much better now that it's  out there.
  I can't help it.  For years I have been drawn to chips and peanuts and salt sandwiches,,,
 9Well...maybe not salt sandwiches...(!)(?).
  I was told that I emerged from my Mama's womb sucking on a Pringle's Potato Chip.
  Just saying.
  Now I am trying to deform...I mean reform.  No more chips for me, pal.  Only yogurt and Total Cereal.
  I can hardly...wait...

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