Hair...

When I was going to the tax office everyday, I kept my hair cut short.
  Didn't have time to grease it, and take care of it, so every other week I would get it cut.
  Until...
  I am retarded...that is retired now so I am letting my hair grow...and grow...and gr...
  I now have a rather stylish, very well- greased 'fro (!)(?)
  My friends can't believe it...they had all thought that I was bald...