The World Will Never Be The Same Again...

Hold on to your short pants and your wigs and keys...
   I just discovered some news that is gonna shock the world.
  Ready?
  Glory, a company that manufatures a variety of canned goods including Mustard Greens and Turnip Greens, now cans CABBAGE!
  If I'm lying, I'm frying (and I'm outta grease).
  This comes as big news  to me cause every New Year's Eve, I cook up the yearly "Good Luck Meal"...you know...black-eyed peas, pork loin and cabbage.   Being a single guy, half of the cabbage gets thrown away.
  Not anymore.  I will buy one can of Glory's Seasoned Cabbage and let it be.
   Cabbage in a can....that's bigger than a flying car...

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